The bank of the future

Blockchainless banking with server-to-peer communication. Ballooon™ based transactions. Full pubbot integration. And a website - they don't let just anyone have a website.

Now in open alpha

Bank on the go

Mobile or Desktop, check your Jeffcoin wherever you are. It's probably still there.

Shop online

If any of the shops we reached out to start to accept jeffcoin, you'll be able to pay with it here.

Save your money

Invest in the stalk market and make your jeffcoin work for you.

Private by design uses TLS1.2 encryption. That's the same as used by Apple and Google and stuff.

Covid-19 Compliant

We wipe clean your jeffcoin every night.


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